A very helpful police department

From my friend Cheryl:

Body Found in River

The Salem, Oregon Police Department reports finding a man’s body in the Willamette River, just west of the Marion Bridge. The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive intoxication. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on sexual device, and an Obama T-shirt. The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.


  1. David Vitter doesn’t want you bringing up perversion as a subject of political discourse.

  2. Thanks for the “heads-up” nk, apparently stuff like that can be manufactured. You city slickers are quick on the uptake.

    I gotta admit, it sure was funny.

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