This is a story my daughter told me (and she’s politically incorrect):
I was sweeping the office and 2LT [redacted] told me that I was doing an outstanding job and that I was going to do great at my future career of being a housewife. I said “why thank you sir, but I’m wearing shoes.” Then I told him the 2 black eyes joke:
What do ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
That’s Laura, and I’m proud of her.
Cross Posted on Truth Before Dishonor