Politically Incorrect Humor
This is a story my daughter told me (and she’s politically incorrect):
I was sweeping the office and 2LT [redacted] told me that I was doing an outstanding job and that I was going to do great at my future career of being a housewife. I said “why thank you sir, but I’m wearing shoes.” Then I told him the 2 black eyes joke:
What do ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
That’s Laura, and I’m proud of her.
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Cross Posted on Truth Before Dishonor
Dana Pico:
You do realize that Perry and the better-looking Dana are going to give you grief for this one?
1 December 2009, 9:47 amPerry:
“…give you grief ….”, no, not I, because I think 2LT [redacted] had his nerve to say what he said, and the “two black eye” ditty is apt. My only gripe is that the 2LT’s name should not have been redacted.
1 December 2009, 9:55 amJohn C:
I pulled this one on my mom-in-law while she was here over Thanksgiving…
We were cleaning up the after-feast mess and she was filling the dishwasher. I was telling her how the control board had burned up a few months ago and it took 2 weeks before the repair guy could get it fixed. I asked her if she knew what to do when the dishwasher quits working. She didn’t know, so I told her…”Slap her and tell her to get back to work.” We had a good laugh.
1 December 2009, 10:42 amDana Pico:
Those of us who have seen a picture of now Sergeant Hitchcock — promotion as of today — understand the “wearing shoes” reference.
SGT Hitchcock shouldn’t have to sweep floor any more; she’ll just grab a fuzzy private, and hand him the broom.
1 December 2009, 4:10 pmOther Dana:
OMG, that was funny! Of course, the young Sgt. Hitchcock quite obviously will never have two black eyes…she knows how to call the repairman if her dishwasher breaks down.
1 December 2009, 9:01 pmLaura:
Repairman? When my dishwasher quits working, I will just marry a new one.
3 December 2009, 2:56 amJohn Hitchcock:
For the record, I don’t know the SGT… I mean the person… I don’t know the person who just wrote that sexist remark. And I hereby denounce that person who goes by the moniker “Laura”. (Love ya, SGT)
3 December 2009, 3:20 amDana Pico:
One wonders if the gentleman who attempts to give SGT Hitchcock a second black eye will have gotten buttstroked after the first blow.
3 December 2009, 6:21 amJohn Hitchcock:
Well, she DID choke out a man 18 inches taller and 150 pounds heavier than her while she was in BCT. So she has that going for her.
3 December 2009, 6:24 am