Oh, well. After a period as an Adorable Little Rodent, our website had advanced up to being a Marauding Marsupial on the TTLB Ecosystem. I, unfortunately, not being the greatest (meaning: close to the worst) website programmer, was constantly unable to get to the right place to put the TTLB Ecosystem details on our site in a decent looking place.
Well, thanks to some help, I’ve now been able to do so . . . just as Mr. N. Z. Bear, the proprietor of The Truth Laid Bear website changed his ranking system! Even though CSPT ranks at number 3852, which would have been solidly in the middle of the Marsupial ranks before Thanksgiving, it’s now good enough for me to be a . . . Slithering Reptile. 
I wonder if I can sue for great emotional distress? For loss of consortium, when my wife finds out she’s sharing her bed with a reptile? After, all, I do follow some of the lawyers’ blogs!
Mr. Bear, I’ll see you in court!
De-evolving can be a good thing…