Returned 1040

Subject: My 1040 was rejected again

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied –
“12 million illegal immigrants;
“3 million crack heads;
“42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
“2 million people in over 243 prisons;
“Half of Mexico ; and
“535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer
H/T Johannes Magnus


One Comment

  1. I can see why it was returned. You forgot about all the rich old people receiving Social Security, the defense contractors, and the oil and big agriculture companies. Also China.

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