I am such a manly man!

So far today, I have:

  • Fixed a broken toilet;
  • Lawned the mow;
  • Fixed the vacuum cleaner;
  • Put the kayaks back in the basement;
  • Taken SPC Pico to, and picked her up from, Reserve Drill; and
  • Watched Mrs Pico do housework without lifting a finger to help!

You can’t get manlier than that!

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  1. So far today, I have:

    * Fixed a broken toilet;
    * Lawned the mow;
    * Fixed the vacuum cleaner;
    * Put the kayaks back in the basement;
    * Taken SPC Pico to, and picked her up from, Reserve Drill; and
    * Watched Mrs Pico do housework without lifting a finger to help!

    You can’t get manlier than that!

    Not as a custodian, certainly.

    Come on, time for some real manliness. Break out the pellet gun and shoot a few garden invading squirrels while shocking your school-teacher neighbors senseless with your barbarity. Then toss the carcasses in the ditch for a neighbor’s dog to eat. Ostentatiously wash the pick-up in the driveway, leaving the hose to run wastefully into the street, while chatting up any of the more attractive neighbor ladies as they pass by on their power walks.

    And then retire to the hammock with a beer in hand to listed to a ball game.

    Does your wife know how to operate the grill?

  2. “Lawn the mow” comes from the older Miss Pico, who asked me once, when she was about four or five, as I was going out back if I was going out to lawn the mow. It stuck.

  3. DNW wrote:

    Come on, time for some real manliness. Break out the pellet gun and shoot a few garden invading squirrels while shocking your school-teacher neighbors senseless with your barbarity.

    We get bunnies, not squirrels, but I don’t have to lift a finger: Pluto is the neighborhood terror when it comes to small herbivores. She once jumped up and snagged a bird out of the air!

  4. i was on roll-in saw duty today. cut up about 2.5k$ worth of stainless steel bars. didnt even break a sweat.

    i am about to cook dinner now.

    ;)

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